rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you justĀ image

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bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

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7ommy:

trying to pee with a boner

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